Guark

Guark is a huge faglord. He won't even get good internet to stream for us. Guark is secretly a sentient hivemind of several corn cobs.

Biography
Guark was a hoodrat for his youth, stealing things and lighting things on fire. Now he's a good boy who babysits tismos at his Kwik Star job in the magical land of Iowa. His catchphrase is "yo".

Behind the scenes
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